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Apr. 14th, 2019 12:05 am[You will almost never hear this; Papyrus always answers in the first two rings. But if he's dead, in a movie theater, between phones, or extremely busy, then here's...]
HELLO, THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER, AND COMPLIMENTS AFTER THE BEEP, AND I'LL RETURN YOUR CALL!
BEEEEEP!!
HELLO, THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER, AND COMPLIMENTS AFTER THE BEEP, AND I'LL RETURN YOUR CALL!
BEEEEEP!!
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Date: 2019-07-13 12:37 pm (UTC)Then you'll know.
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Date: 2019-07-13 12:40 pm (UTC)[How dare he insinuate otherwise!]
DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER TESTS?
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Date: 2019-07-13 12:47 pm (UTC)You do know that if you're doing bad things then I will have to stop you.
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Date: 2019-07-13 12:53 pm (UTC)NO, I DON'T! BUT IF I EVER DO SOMETHING BAD, LIKE ACCUSE OTHERS OF FORCING OTHERS TO WORK FOR THEM WITHOUT PROOF, THEN SURE! GO RIGHT AHEAD!!!
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:03 pm (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2019-07-13 01:17 pm (UTC)[First he's heard of it! He's not very familiar with humans or how they age.]
SHE CLAIMED THAT I MADE HER...?
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:20 pm (UTC)Why does she need to say she's a child? You can see that, can't you?
[This was becoming somewhat exasperating.]
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:23 pm (UTC)UM, I DON'T THINK AGE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SEE. NUMBERS ARE KIND OF ABSTRACT THAT WAY.
W-WELL, I'LL ASK, THEN! HOLD ON!!
[Boy did he not want to think about the implications if his employees/friends thought he was compelling them to, and not in the charismatic way.]
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Date: 2019-07-13 11:41 pm (UTC)NYEH HEH HEH! I JUST TALKED TO THE GREAT RANCHER ROMANI, AND SHE SAID SHE OFFERED TO HELP OF HER OWN FREE WILL! SO MY INCREDIBLE CHARM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT MOSTLY!!
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO IMPUGN THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS GREAT EMPLOYEES!!
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Date: 2019-07-13 11:53 pm (UTC)[He listens and frowns to himself.]
You're still calling her an employee.
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Date: 2019-07-13 11:54 pm (UTC)Audio
Date: 2019-07-13 11:59 pm (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 12:02 am (UTC)STILL, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE ACCUSATORY AND JUDGMENTAL, YOU STILL HAVE POTENTIAL TO BE EITHER! THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, IN A PRESUMPTUOUS KIND OF WAY!!! LET ME KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO PURSUE THOSE PATHS FURTHER!!!
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Date: 2019-07-14 12:10 am (UTC)Listen.
She mentioned something about Guardians. You're a Guardian?
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Date: 2019-07-14 01:24 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 01:33 am (UTC)I was told Guardians would have information.
Such as, how many people are brought here and about the barriers.
Re: Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 01:36 am (UTC)FOR A CENSUS, JUST OPEN UP YOUR DIRECTORY LIKE SO...
[He tutorializes how to access the thingy that lists every name here.]
AND START COUNTING!!
AS FOR THE BARRIERS, UM...I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHINGS LIKE THAT. JUST THE ONE.
[He used a plural, there, so Pap's in the dark.]
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Date: 2019-07-14 01:44 am (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 01:56 am (UTC)...I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY ON THAT SUBJECT.
[Barrie(r), yes. Barrie(rs), nope.]
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Date: 2019-07-14 02:15 am (UTC)[He still has no idea he's really a skeleton. So that doesn't sound like a good thing.]
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Date: 2019-07-14 02:57 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 03:27 am (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2019-07-14 04:10 am (UTC)OKAY, TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR FREE WILL WHEN YOU SEE ME!
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Date: 2019-07-14 04:20 am (UTC)Is that actually you?
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Date: 2019-07-14 04:23 am (UTC)Audio
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